Nebraska sunsets are beautiful (Taken with instagram)
Lunch (Taken with instagram)
CONGRATS TO ANNA AND STEPHEN! Hope your babies don’t have fangs! <3
(Source: truebloodsims)
Just sitting around (Taken with instagram)
When you're watching you're favorite show and you have to pee
You’re like:
But the moment it cuts to a commercial,
And you run to the toilet like:
After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like
While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like
But then you make it in time so you’re like
(Source: retardedwhisperer)
#SOBBING
@notjusttheblood, you’re doing it again!
STOP TOYING WITH MY HEART, YOU WENCH! </3
“I THINK SOOKIE WILL LIKE THIS YELLOW… IT’S LIKE SUNSHINE… LIKE SHE IS… OH GOD I MISS HER *blood tears ruining the new carpet* SHIT. PAM WILL KILL ME.”
“Do I choose the brighter yellow that looks like sun… or the paler one that looks like her hair?”
“Eric, just choose a fucking color. She’s not coming back, and if she does she’s not going to care about the fucking shade of yellow you choose.”
“Silence, Pamela, or your next shopping spree will be your last for this season!”“Honestly, Eric, the girl is probably dead. Get over it. And this house is just so drab! Knock it down and build me a closet or something.”
“*Dials on cell phone* Bobby, Northman. Collect Pamela’s Lou Boutins and torch them. Now.”
“Seriously Eric? My Lou Boutins? This is getting out of hand. Let’s just go back to Fangtasia, and I’ll find you a nice blonde fangbanger that looks just like Soo-“
“Pamela, you never did give me the phone number of the replacement you found for Ruben…”
“What the fuck does that have to do with anything?”
“I’m going to try him out on you if you don’t shut up.”
“FINE. *stomps* HERE, PICK THIS FUCKING YELLOW. IT MATCHES THE HIGHLIGHTS IN HER STUPID HAIR. HAPPY?”
“Ah, yes. Perfect. I see, it does match perfectly. Have you ever noticed how closely mine and her hai-“
“*groans*”
“*Picks up cell phone again…*”
“FINE. YES. YOU BOTH HAVE LOVELY BLONDE HAIR. HOW CUTE. CAN I PLEASE GO NOW?”
“No, we didn’t even get to the fabric swatches yet.”
“*rolls eyes*”
Eric! What are you doing?!He’s simply bathing a man’s back with his tongue. What, you’ve never done it?
(Source: t0gekisses)
